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Ashley Monroe - You Ain't Dolly (And You Ain't Porter) feat. Blake Shelton (WATCH)

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"You Ain't Dolly (And You Ain't Porter)" is a duet recorded by Ashley Monroe and Blake Shelton. It was released in 2013 on Monroe's Like A Rose album. It was written by both Monroe and Vince Gill.

This song is absolutely hilarious. It references Dolly Parton and Porter Wagoner when two people at a bar, singing karaoke, just don't measure up to either of the classic country artists. Dolly's "a little bit fuller" than the woman, sung by Monroe, and the man is "a whole lot shorter" that Porter, sung by Shelton. It even references The Voice and Fifty Shades Of Grey! The two mentioned in the song are a bit flirtatious towards each other but there's no "magic" between them, so they'll split the karaoke winnings and leave it at that.

Whenever Shelton and Monroe sing together it's always something that should be heard, especially their hit song "Lonely Tonight". Y'all definitely need to check this out!

LYRICS BELOW

You ain't Dolly
And you ain't Porter
She's a little bit fuller
And you're a whole lot shorter
Let's dance all night
And fill the jukebox full of quarters
Cause you ain't Dolly
No, and you ain't Porter

Well I noticed you right off the bat in those cowboy boots
Who couldn't help but see you in that rhinestone suit
That's cause I'm the reigning queen of karaoke night
Well if I get drunk enough to sing, hell I just might

Hey now, don't you worry cowboy, cause I'll get you through
We'll sing a cheating song just like they used to do

Cause you ain't Dolly
And you ain't Porter
She's a little bit fuller
Yeah, but you're a whole lot shorter
Let's drink all night
And fill the jukebox full of quarters
Cause you ain't Dolly
And you ain't Porter

You'll probably see me country singing on The Voice someday
Yeah and I'm the guy they wrote about in 50 Shades of Grey
Why don't you come on back to my place and you can have your way
Well baby that sounds tempting, but I just can't stay
Oh we won first prize cowboy, let's just split the dough
Honey I will always love you, but we'll never know

Cause you ain't Dolly
And you ain't Porter
She's a little bit fuller
Yeah, and you're a whole lot shorter
We danced all night and filled the jukebox full of quarters
Cause you ain't Dolly
And you ain't Porter, no
No, you ain't Dolly
And you ain't Porter

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