Some of the Internet’s most glorious videos are of patients after they get their wisdom teeth removed. The anesthesia makes people do some wild and wacky things, and we are totally here for it.
Sadie Robertson, of Duck Dynasty and Dancing With The Stars fame, recently underwent a wisdom teeth removal surgery and while on her way home with her mom Korie, she provided us with 10 minutes of glorious entertainment.
The video begins in the parking lot of the dentist’s office, where she says, “I don’t think I should make decisions right now,” which is probably a good idea since she is slurring her words!
After revealing to her mom just how high she was, and apologizing for it, she called Korie out for driving 38 miles per hour when the speed limit was only 35. Sadie even called them both “sinners” because of this and asked God to “have mercy” on them.
After putting on a pretty funny dance to hip hop artist Flo Rida’s song “Low”, Sadie, who is single, reveals that her secret boyfriend is WWE superstar/actor Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.
The rest of the video is pure gold, but we would like to highlight some of the most memorable quotes. See them below.
“I am high as a kite.”
“I don’t know why they wouldn’t ask me to be in Baywatch.”
Sadie pulled down the visor to see what she looked like and gasped!
With a little whine in her voice, she said, “I will never be loved, it’s over!”
“Me and Katy Perry will just sing songs and live life.”
“Mark Ballas…I think I need his help.”
“I saw the Coat of Many Colors…It looked so cool.”
“My hand is a shell.”
“That is so cool, you can move your hand!”
Taken out of context, all of these quotes seem pretty confusing and funny, but even while watching the video where she says them, they make no sense!
Watch the hysterical video below.