Denim Speedos Available Now For A Long, Hot Summer

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Denim Speedos Are Here

Looks like denim shorts are back for the summer but this time they’re getting a little shorter. These tight-fitting, denim speedo look-alikes are going viral all over the internet right now. They’re not real denim though. They are made out of 100% polyester. Shinesty.com is selling them for $39.00 and they’re being called “Daytona Dong Sarong,” which is basically a speedo.

Shinesty.com describes their unique product as a “denim print swim brief, also known as the Jeado, also known as the Daytona Dong Sarong is just like that, except it is the above-ground hot tub of the swim brief world…or something like that. It is like eating a bag of chips in church.”

“Everyone looks over at you with disgust, but deep down they want some too.”

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We must admit that you’ll definitely stand out wearing these bad boys to your local pool or swimming hole. Good news is they are not going to give you crazy thigh rashes being made of polyester and not denim. You can prance around in these cut off jean look-alikes and be just as cool as all the other cowboys.

They’re fully lined with an elastic waistband and drawstring. The denim speedo is quick-drying, soft and smooth on your skin too. It’s printed in high resolution so that onlookers won’t be able to tell if they are real or fake. That is… until you touch them. The website gives one more tip to enhance your experience with the denim speedos.

“These should be paired with caterpillar-style mustaches for optimal results.”

We can imagine some will try this in public while others will not leave their home with these on.