John Rich Shares His Guide To The Ultimate Redneck Christmas

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Struggling on what to buy your family for Christmas? Well look no more! Country music star John Rich met up with talkshow host Jimmy Fallon to share his secret guide to the ultimate redneck Christmas. 

“You know the holidays are here and I have truck load of products I’m fixin’ to unload on y’all,” said Rich. The singer then goes on to showcase his redneck rendition of the highest demanded presents back in 2013, the first gift up to bat is children’s toy sensation, the Furby. 

“Look at this stupid talkin’ animal right here,” he says while holding up a rainbow colored Furby. “I mean do I really need another thing in my life yappin’ in my ear all day long…I already got me a wife!”

Rich then shows his version of the pricey toy, a bottle of whiskey with fur and googly eyes, which he cleverly coins “The Burby.” Rich says his creation is the “cutest way to get lit” this holiday season. 

Other gifts on his list are an iPad (which he describes as a “$400 Candy Crush machine) and a GPS (or “Robocop’s turd).  

See his redneck renditions this season’s hottest gifts in the video below!

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Throughout his decade-long career at Country Rebel, Manly Bryant has written thousands of articles, managed countless social media posts, connected with many country music stars in person, and documented many of the most iconic moments in country music history. He's a top-tier copywriter and absolute die-hard fan of country music.

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