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If you want to wake up to the popular aroma of fried chicken this Christmas morning, KFC has just what you need to fulfill all your needs. The famous fast-food chicken joint is selling individual firelogs that smell just like their fried chicken.
As fried chicken-lovin’ fans everywhere are rushing to get their hands on a firelog, KFC is proving why this is exactly what you need in your fireplace this season.
“For more than a million years, mankind has been attempting to improve upon the simple fire. We’ve tried burning different things like sticks or leaves or various incriminating documents.”
Continuing on about the various ways humans have evolved the simple fire… until now.
The KFC 11 Herbs & Spices Firelog is made with 100 percent recycled materials for starters. KFC excitedly proves that by burning this Firelog it is “dramatically less wasteful and significantly more effective at making your home smell like fried chicken than burning actual fried chicken.”
Each Firelog can burn up to 2.5-3 hours, which is just enough time to keep your guests hungry and happy. For any parents looking to purchase, this is the perfect way to get your kids out of their room. The smell of fried chicken will lead them right down to the dinner table.
Although this limited-edition Firelog is a hot commodity (literally), there are just a few recommendations KFC urges their customers to follow.
For starters, regardless of how delicious the Firelog smells, it is in fact not edible. Secondly, it must be warned that unwanted house guests may show up at your doorstep hungry and looking for fried chicken… that you don’t have. Lastly, KFC directs its customers to not put their face directly into the fire to get a closer smell of the fried chicken. The end result may not be pretty.
With that being said, go get yourself a KFC 11 Herbs & Spices Firelog this holiday season. It’s possible that the smell of crispy fried chicken might just bring the family closer together!
It’s available exclusively at Walmart.com.